

Yeah, but them commies destroyed all the fun games. All we’ve got left
are them dumb real life games.


Yeah, but them commies destroyed all the fun games. All we’ve got left
are them dumb real life games.


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Probably because you lack the proper safety gear. I’d be upset too if everyone who tried to kill me lacked the required safety precautions… and then died.
WHAT?! Boone I’m sorry but you and your wife are about to have a serious sense of Déjà vu.
Can’t tell if tail wagging to greet me… Or tail wagging to get into position to pounce…
So, No-Bark. Whatcha think? Do I measure up or…I dunno this is my first time having a beard.
BEARD RAG™
It’s the doo-rag for your face. Now in black, blue, and gangster grey. Order RIGHT NOW FOOL!!


Yes mine gets stuck quite frequently. It has recently come to rest in Novac. Guess I’ll be here for a while.
Crazy? I’m not crazy. I’ll have you know that I am the most brilliant scientist in all of the Mojave. Not only that, I first discovered the elusive chupacabra. WHILE IT WAS INVISIBLE. And I made friends with mole-rats and found a geckos gold and fought with a commie ghost, and wrote a book even though I’m illiterate
And I invented an impressive home defense system.