CrazyMacy asked: okay, i know you said that you were never doing the song thing again, but it was so funny! Can you please do one for like benny or boone or caesar… or THE COURIER! please please please? *bats eyelashes seductivly*

((Fine. But only because you asked so nicely :D))

ODE TO CAESAR

Now I’m the king of everything,
Mojave VIP
I’ve reached second best and had to rest
And that’s what’s bothering me.
Here’s where you come in, Profligate
I’ll speak monosyllabic for you,
“NCR land, palm of my hand”
Was that easy enough for you?

Oh, Oobeedoo
You better say you’re true
Or I’ll get my men to
Crucify you.
You’ll see it’s true
A king like me
Could really use a badass guy like you.

Now don’t try to kid me, Courier
I put my faith in you.
What I desire is the bear on fire
To make my dream come true.
Now here’s the secret, Courier
I’ll tell you what to do.
Get those clowns out of their towns
And I might not crucify you.

Oh, Oobeedoo
You better say you’re true
Or I’ll get my men to
Crucify you.
You’ll see it’s true
A king like me
Could really use a badass guy like you.

If you’re a commie ghost, listen to the song first… then you’ll get it :)

((Okay usually this is where I put the pictures of who asked what, buuut idk how to do that with the audio thingy sooooooo….))
*Anon asked: How do you feel about Jeannie May?*
*Crazymacy asked: I COMMAND YOU TO SING ME A SONG!!!!*

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ODE TO JEANNIE MAY

Jeannie just hit the wall
She never had it all
Sold Boone’s wife and babe
To be some Legion’s slaves
Now there’s a courier
Acting like it’s film noir
Jeannie prays that they will fail
To find that Bill of Sale

She was gonna go to Vegas
With all the caps she got
She was gonna shake her ass
By the doors of Gommorrah
Now at every night
She’s scared that she’ll get sniped
Looks at her edgy life
And nothing has been alright since

Craig Boone, and Carla
Tried to have a daughter
There was this guy, with a dog hat
He took them for a couple caps
The consceince, in her mind
It tells her that she’s unkind
Cuz she’s still preoccupied
With selling, selling, selling Boone’s wife and child

((No-Bark is incredibly embarassed and is going to hide for the next two days :).))