Allow me to help you with that.
Can Caesar even pull off facial hair? And why are you shaving his eyebrows?
The Wasteland Survival Guide: No-Bark Edition
Chapter one: Proper Beard maintenance
Before you even think of setting out into the Wastes, you must equip yourself with a beard. No self-respecting person goes beardless, anywhere. One good one is the Doctorate. It lets people know that you are incredibly well aged and really know your stuff. Another one is the Denial. You’re supposed to grow a beard to absurd lengths, and then deny that it’s there. Brilliant. You could even decorate it with golden Christmas ornaments. Some people even have beard buddies, Like Big Beard and Little Beard. And then SOME people decide to be a little girl and not have a beard. SOME PEOPLE.
