Crazy? I’m not crazy. I’ll have you know that I am the most brilliant scientist in all of the Mojave. Not only that, I first discovered the elusive chupacabra. WHILE IT WAS INVISIBLE. And I made friends with mole-rats and found a geckos gold and fought with a commie ghost, and wrote a book even though I’m illiterateAnd I invented an impressive home defense system.

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Tagged: An impressive home defense system should any dead zombie wives try to eat my brains., No offense., I'm sure you're a lovely misunderstood zombie wife, ask-carlaboone, fallout, fallout: new vegas, No-Bark, .
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    Eat your bra? A man walked into...ladies department...a Macy...
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