Dear fellow conspiracy theorists,
I trust that the chupacabras have left gifts under your tree. Hopefully they were decent and the commie ghosts didn’t steal them; because they stole one of my mannequins. Anyways. I will be spending the next few days at the El Dorado Dry Lake. I’ll send a postcard soon.
Merry Christmakwanzahanunuclear-winter!
xoxo- NoBark (If anyone asks, we never spoke.)
