December 2011
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Opposable thumbs. I win.
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Dear fellow conspiracy theorists, I trust that the chupacabras have left gifts under your tree. Hopefully they were decent and the commie ghosts didn’t steal them; because they stole one of my mannequins. Anyways. I will be spending the next few days at the El Dorado Dry Lake. I’ll send a postcard soon. Merry Christmakwanzahanunuclear-winter!
xoxo- NoBark (If anyone asks, we never...
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Uuuh… radiation?
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They’ve been quiet. I think the religious ghouls or the missionary people got to them.
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How’d you manage that?
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Rude.
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YOU’RE SO FLUFFY!!!
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Them? Seriously? They tie their beards up… with their beards.
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Well, it depends on who you are.
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If you’re having pants problems I feel bad for you son,
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You. Are. Brilliant.
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A day in the life of random question... (7)
I have not. But someone onced asked me what happens when you walk off the map in Skyrim. You’d think they’d fall into Oblivion… but due to the high amount of crazies in helmets that have been showing up lately, I’d say they probably just… Fallout.
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No.
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That’ll show him.
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Yeah. And he was absolutely nuts! He was always rambling on about “capitalistic zombies” and “yetis” that would apparently steal his pants and run around with machine guns. Crazy that guy was. Not sure what happened to him. Just up and disappeared. I kinda miss him.
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(again)
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It’s beautiful.
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Also, you have no face. Your argument is invalid.
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Honestly? They just spawn out of nowhere. Work of the chupacabra says No-Bark.
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It’s my alarm system. When you knock them down, they make a noise. They also make great home decor
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But why aren’t there three cowboys and a song? Can I have the song first?
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It’s all on my Bucket List.
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The Wasteland Survival Guide: No-Bark Edition
Chapter Three: Making friends Sometimes you just can’t punch things, and have to talk your way out of a mess. It also helps to have people by your side ready to punch if you can’t. Here’s how to make friends with some of the most influential people in the Mojave.
**DISCLAIMER** Follow advice with caution. No-Bark is in no way responsible for any headshots, boo-boos,...
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I skulk patrol Novac quite a bit. I also spy on observe the people milling about. Sometimes I even cheat play Caravan with random people. It’s a strenuous life I have.
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But I like the end table
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But… they’re invisible. I think you’ve taken one too many mentants.
*sigh* I remember when I took one too many mentants.
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They’re probably hooking up with that grinch guy too. Typical. It’s all right. Everything will turn out awesome. I think.
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I have no idea what you’re talking about, but if there are commies you should shoot em. So they turn into ghosts. That don’t know they’re dead. And then you shoot them. Again. Because… that’s just what you’re supposed to do.
Trust me.
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Really? But they’re invisible! And they have blunderbusses! Are you sure it wasnt a Mole-rat or something?
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The Wasteland Survival Guide: No-Bark Edition
Chapter Two: When Beards Fail Now that you’re equipped with an excellent beard, you’re free to roam the Mojave with ease! But No-Bark, what if I need to defend myself and my beard runs away?! In this chapter, we will discuss different fighting techniques to use should your beard ever desert you. The Facelifter: If you like your skirmishes up close and personal, you’re a...
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Only if you actually know how to play. So many people don’t appreciate the subtle art that is caravan.
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I am the epitome of serious. Now, what is your dilemma?
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