January 2012
18 posts
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fluffy-the-deathclaw asked: *gets off you and drops a rubber red ball , indicating , fluffy wants to play fetch*
Jan 28th
fluffy-the-deathclaw asked: *pounces on you , but starts licking your face*
Jan 28th
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Anonymous asked: Carla is a member of the commie ghost club!!!
Jan 28th
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fluffy-the-deathclaw asked: *wandering around , but then wags tail when spotting you*
Jan 28th
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40-Something years earlier…
Jan 27th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 21st
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Anything, really. I usually just let the flying eye pick.
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Yes mine gets stuck quite frequently. It has recently come to rest in Novac. Guess I’ll be here for a while. 
Jan 16th
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OOC Post of Randomness
Hey guys. Just so you know, I’ll be moving soon and won’t be able to do No-Barks drawings for, you know, indefinitly. So that’s that. I got someone else to do them instead (if you haven’t noticed the change then forget I said anything). But the real reason I made this post is so that I could tell you I’m moving to Beijing, which I personally think is hilarious since...
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Crazy? I’m not crazy. I’ll have you know that I am the most brilliant scientist in all of the Mojave. Not only that, I first discovered the elusive chupacabra. WHILE IT WAS INVISIBLE. And I made friends with mole-rats and found a geckos gold and fought with a commie ghost, and wrote a book even though I’m illiterateAnd I invented an impressive home defense system.
Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
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That would have to be Bad Ass Horse. …I think that’s his name.
Jan 8th
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They’d pro’lly like a conspiracy theorist. You’ll have to help me with my resume though, seeing as how I’m illiterate.
Jan 6th
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Best. Vacation. Ever.
Jan 4th
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December 2011
42 posts
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Dear God I hope he doesn’t start singing.
Dec 31st
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Opposable thumbs. I win.
Dec 31st
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Dear fellow conspiracy theorists, I trust that the chupacabras have left gifts under your tree. Hopefully they were decent and the commie ghosts didn’t steal them; because they stole one of my mannequins. Anyways. I will be spending the next few days at the El Dorado Dry Lake. I’ll send a postcard soon.  Merry Christmakwanzahanunuclear-winter! xoxo- NoBark (If anyone asks, we never...
Dec 25th
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Dec 23rd
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Uuuh… radiation?
Dec 23rd
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They’ve been quiet. I think the religious ghouls or the missionary people got to them.
Dec 22nd
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How’d you manage that?
Dec 22nd
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Dec 18th
47 notes
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Rude.
Dec 17th
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YOU’RE SO FLUFFY!!!
Dec 16th
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Them? Seriously? They tie their beards up… with their beards.
Dec 16th
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Well, it depends on who you are.
Dec 15th
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If you’re having pants problems I feel bad for you son,
Dec 15th
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You. Are. Brilliant.
Dec 14th
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arrghlghlghl:  [[fsgdasd]]
Dec 13th
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A day in the life of random question... (7)
I have not. But someone onced asked me what happens when you walk off the map in Skyrim. You’d think they’d fall into Oblivion… but due to the high amount of crazies in helmets that have been showing up lately, I’d say they probably just… Fallout.
Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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No.
Dec 12th
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That’ll show him.
Dec 12th
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Yeah. And he was absolutely nuts! He was always rambling on about “capitalistic zombies” and “yetis” that would apparently steal his pants and run around with machine guns. Crazy that guy was. Not sure what happened to him. Just up and disappeared. I kinda miss him.
Dec 12th
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(again)
Dec 11th
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It’s beautiful.
Dec 11th
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Also, you have no face. Your argument is invalid.
Dec 11th
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Honestly? They just spawn out of nowhere. Work of the chupacabra says No-Bark.
Dec 10th
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It’s my alarm system. When you knock them down, they make a noise. They also make great home decor
Dec 10th
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But why aren’t there three cowboys and a song? Can I have the song first?
Dec 9th
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It’s all on my Bucket List.
Dec 9th
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The Wasteland Survival Guide: No-Bark Edition
Chapter Three: Making friends Sometimes you just can’t punch things, and have to talk your way out of a mess. It also helps to have people by your side ready to punch if you can’t. Here’s how to make friends with some of the most influential people in the Mojave. **DISCLAIMER** Follow advice with caution. No-Bark is in no way responsible for any headshots, boo-boos,...
Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
Dec 6th
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I skulk patrol Novac quite a bit. I also spy on observe the people milling about. Sometimes I even cheat play Caravan with random people. It’s a strenuous life I have.
Dec 6th